The Gifter’s Dilemma (a poem by me)

I’ve got to go get her a turtleneck sweater 

a turtleneck sweater is all it can be

but a turtleneck sweater’s not for a bedwetter 

this gift’s not for one who past bedtime will pee

so if she’s a bedwetter, the gift I will fetter

till one comes along who’s more suited than she 

to this turtleneck sweater, but then I had better

go get her a nice Other Gift that’s from me.

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